The Life of Bob

There once was a man named Bob,
Who was always a bit in the fog.
He had his own hat,
And half of a bat,
And he once ate the end of a log.

Bob had allama named Fred,
That would always sleep in bed.
He would lay in the sheets,
Still half asleep,
And its favorite color was red.

The llama and Bob went shopping,
And they ate burritos without stopping.
The got a stomach ache,
And a big 'ole head-ache,
Then they went home 'cuz they were really sick.

The were sick for weeks on end,
And visited not by one friend,
They ate lots of gerbils,
Had many furballs,
Then stared a factory on lend.

In their factory they were content.
They worried about the money they had been lent.
They made tons of money,
Bought the Enigizer Bunny,
And evenutally paid off the rent.

Now Bob and Fred lived debt free,
Then bob went and ate a small tree.
Fred was suprized,
And poped out his eyes.
Which fell on the ground and were really gross.

Now the llama was mad at Bob,
For he had a reason to rob;
He put his eye back in,
And said, "Alla bin!"
And that was the end of 'ole Bob.

Now this was the life of Bob,
Who was always a bit in the fog.
We've had lots of fun,
But now we're done,
So the llama is going to go eat an apple.